Simps, Simps and More Simps

Now, guys, I know that I’m—shall we say—highly critical of young women nowadays. That’s a given. However, there is a lot of blame for how women act that can be directly attributed to the men who grovel and pine for them and make absolute fools of themselves in the process. Blame is directed where it is due, and often, it’s the fault of the male. Last year, I wrote a wondrous and well-read blog entitled Captain Sav-a-Ho to the Rescue and you really need to read it. Seriously, click the darkened link before you read this current post, because it explains a good deal of what I’m about to talk about: the “simp.”

A good acronym for a simp that has been going around in the past few years is “Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.” Great definition and very self-explanatory. It seems that the term is used a whole lot with African-American dudes, which is strange, seeing that most black men now have a never-ending smorgasbord of females to bang, all ages, all races, so why are they even bothered with simps? No matter, because many of us white guys are bothered by them just as much. Although men of all races are rightly and justifiably disgusted by the acts of simps, more and more men (if you can even call them men) are going that pitiful, humiliating route, and it’s really a goddamn shame.

So what exactly is a simp? Glad you asked! Urbandictionary has many decent defs of it, but some of them are outdated as the term has changed from what it meant six to ten years ago. In the past five years or so, it has been used mainly to denote a guy who chases after females that do not at all deserve to be chased after, females who have kids, are used-up and stretched-out, are fat, are useless, are just teases, or have various other pieces of baggage that she has to claim at the Airport of Bad Choices. In other words, the vast majority of Western women now! These women have no real value other than they have a vagina and…that’s about it. A well-used vagina, one that has endured quite a number of babies and a much larger number of men’s penises, tongues, fingers and fists. Yet these women have a never-ending carousel of desperate, horny, uber-thirsty males begging for them at all hours of the day, both online and in person.

Now, sometimes, the woman is actually good-looking and has no kids (I know, a rarity), but the guy still makes an utter fool of himself in either trying to woo her over or keep her if he actually has her in a relationship. He does this only because she is hot. Hot women never have any personality or other redeeming qualities of any kind; they simply are hot.

Regardless of whether the females are hot or not, the guys who are simps still act like complete fools. They grovel and pine and beg for the attention and approval of these women, yet rarely or never get anything in return. They pay for women’s drinks at a bar, they buy flowers or other gifts for them, they leave comments on women’s various social media sites (mainly Instagram now), saying things like “you’re so hot” or “hottest woman I’ve ever seen” or “so sexy” or even…wait for it…“please, please date me!” Of course, there is almost never, ever a response from the woman, and if there is, it’s “awwweee, thanks,” aka “return to the Friendzone that you tried to slither away from.”

Simps also leave these same comments on slutty model wannabes pics on IG, along with sometimes hundreds of other losers who are saying the same thing. Every picture these whores and “thots” post is filled with such comments and even worse. Simps actually think that these women will pick out their comment and say, “Gasp! Nobody’s ever told me I have a nice rack! I must fuck one of the dozens of guys who said that!” I really need to blog about the Thirst Traps of Instagram. Maybe soon?

These simps think that woman are all damsels in distress, sweet, innocent princesses who are just waiting to be rescued. These guys are always White Knights and sometimes go so far as to be Captain Sav-a-Ho’s. They think that by acting this way, they will get the girl. Rarely does it work, but here is once such instance of a simp and Captain Sav-a-Ho just by a cursory Facebook search:

Two very young half-black kids from two different black fathers…and this white simp pretends to like them just so he can hook up with a trashy slut and get very infrequent sex. Lowering himself to the gutter, putting pussy over pride, vagina over values, sex over self-respect. No guy who isn’t a pussy-begging simp would even consider letting some trash with two freshly-squirted-out kids into his life, let alone shacking up with one and helping pay all her bills! I love how he is trying to look like he’s actually interested in raising these illegitimate half-breed kids that aren’t his own, but he’s obviously faking it.

But here comes the rub: this is just one of loads and loads of such guys (not men, just guys) who are simping. These photos are the very tip of the iceberg here in the White Trash Mecca and other places. Look on Facebook or—back in the day—Myspace, and you see tons of guys like this. You see this repeated en masse, some even in worse situations. I mean, we’re talking four kids from four different baby daddies, the woman is unemployed, fat, smelly and has a criminal history. Yet men—black, white and Latino—simp it up with these women, and these females never go more than a few days—sometimes just hours—without countless thirsty simps after them. No matter how gross or slovenly or useless the female is, they have an entourage of thirsty males pleading for them. No female ever has to worry about being alone or not having a pussy-whipped mangina take care of them, because there are so many such pussies out there now.

Here’s a perfect example. I know this hot young piece of ass I’ll just call “Hot Ass” because her booty is incredible and probably tastes like nutmeg and cloves) who is half-black/half-white; her parents, like all interracial relationships here in the White Trash Mecca, was black daddy/white momma (black women refuse to date white guys). The mother ended up killing the father, which is usually the other way around in said interracial relationships. Hot Ass has two kids from two different drug-dealing black guys and both guys are in prison for felonies! The black guy she is with now is almost twice her age and Hot Ass basically admits that she is just using him for money to help pay for her two out-of-wedlock kids from different baby daddies. So a dude will actually simp it up, be a Sav-a-Ho, and let a woman with loads of baggage and tons of poor life choices shack up with him and spend his money and drive his ghetto-looking car, just to say he’s getting sex from a piece of ass? You can’t make this stuff up, guys. The simp is real. Simp. Just. Happened. And it happens every friggen day.

Still aren’t convinced that simping is absolutely cringe-worthy? Still not??? I’ll tell you about a co-worker of mine who I will call “Dumb Ass.” He’s several years younger than me and just as short, yet was actually able to get a long-time girlfriend, which is rare that any guy under 6’2” even gets dates nowadays. However, like all women, she started to go after the taller bad boys and dumped Dumb Ass’s ass, but not before banging a bunch of redneck scumbags in Pasco County (major redneck hotbed on the Gulf Coast). Dumb Ass thought that maybe he got her knocked up in a drunken sex session just before the slut dumped him and while she was fucking the tall bad boys, but he couldn’t be for sure. The bimbo had a miscarriage, which is very rare that sluts have miscarriages around here as they always squirt out their terrible babies. Well, Dumb Ass decided that he needed to call off work (when he was in dire need of being there) so he could zip off all the way to Pasco County and “console” his cheating, lying, whore ex-girlfriend all night, just because it might—MIGHT—have been his baby. Might! This is one of those trailer trash instances where Maury would have to be called in to do a paternity test just to see who the dad was. Yet Dumb Ass called in sick for work to go be by the side of a typical local whore and get nothing in return. Now that is major simpage!! I honestly don’t think there is any intervention that can take place with Dumb Ass or guys like him. And there seem to be many, many guys like him nowadays.

This comes to the part that you knew was coming if you read >Captain Sav-a-Ho to the Rescue.

Guys, seriously. Don’t be like that!! DON’T! You owe these whores nothing. They will do nothing for you but rob you blind. To lower yourself to their level, to simp and beg and pine and grovel for half-way decent pussy (if even that), isn’t worth degrading yourself like that. And what degradation that is! No female in North America is worth giving them your hard-earned money, your home, your car, your time, your undivided attention, especially not these bimbos with baggage. Too many losers are doing this and they soon end up having their entire livelihoods squandered on whores who use and abuse them. These females are just looking for somebody to take care of them and their kids, if they have them (and most do). They are incapable of love, incapable of fidelity, incapable of empathy, incapable of making right choices in their lives. The only things simps can say is, “Well, at least I can say I have a girlfiend/wife. I get some sex sometimes,” That’s all. Just to say they have somebody. Just to get a little bit of pussy, which soon ends once the woman starts fucking the bad boys while you’re working your ass off for her and her demon offspring. Just to tell people that you’re in a relationship. That’s all. Wow. Is it worth it? Take it from my personal experience; I used to simp a bit here and there years ago, and didn’t get much in return, and what I got wasn’t worth the simping at all. There are far too many simps out there who are doing all of this. We don’t need any more simps, guys!! MGTOW!

“Paging Dr. Ramkissoon.”

Last year, I posted two well-read blogs about three separate young women whose behavior as human beings was just repulsive. First, a blog about Casey Dockett, then one about Britt McHenry and Alicia Lynch. Well, there’s yet another American female to show her true colors for all the world to see, and it’s…

Anjali Ramkissoon. Doctor Anjali Ramkissoon. A 30 year-old fourth-year neurology residency student in Miami, just months away from officially getting her license to independently practice medicine here in Florida. As many of you have probably already seen, Dr. Ramkissoon decided to go on a vicious tangent just last week in Miami. Here’s the video, and honestly, it’s hard to watch:

The gist of it is this: Dr. Ramkissoon (of Trinidad and Indian heritige) did some hot girl Miami partying and arranged for an Uber driver to come pick her up. Somebody else had requested an Uber before her and when their cab arrived, Ramkissoon decided to butt in and demand that she be given this ride instead of the one she hailed for. The driver attempted to block her from getting in his car, to which Anjali decided to mock and deride the poor guy, then tried to swing at him and even kneed him in the groin area. When able to break away from the Uber driver, the little diva took his keys and locked herself in his car, and then proceeded to throw out loads of paperwork, receipts, bills, an iPhone, and other personal belongings, all the while mocking the hapless driver as people called the police. Cops arrived, and Ramkissoon suddenly pulled the “poor sweet, innocent girl” to them; amazingly, the Uber driver didn’t press charges, which he really should have.

The whole crazy incident was filmed by the person who originally hailed for an Uber and he uploaded the video to YouTube that very night. Almost instantly, it went viral, very viral, and it caught the attention of all the local news outlets and then various websites nationwide, and—because Ramkisoon’s family is of Indian heritage—it got lots of press in India as well. Dr. Ramkissoon has been placed on temporary leave at her hospital of recidency, and given the incredible amount of negative publicity about her, she will hopefully have a hard time finishing her residency, and when she does, her name is now anathema to future patients, or at least should be.

Let’s delve a bit more into this cerebral nutcase known as Anjali Ramkissoon, shall we? Her father, Bridglal Ramkissoon, is a doctor in Sebring, Florida, and sources say he is just as cold and heartless as the horrible cunt of a daughter he raised. Online reviews of Daddy Bridglal Ramkissoon say he is "sarcastic, condescending, arrogant, flippant, and mocks your concerns rather than address them..." Wow! What a dickhead! The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. The equally-maligned mother, Patricia Ramkissoon, is one of the heads of nursing at Barry University in Miami, where her horrid daughter got her Bachelor’s Degree.. Anjali had to go to medical school in Grenada, where many medical students have to go from the U.S. when they don’t meet the academic critieria to study here. In other words, she isn’t bright enough for U.S. medical colleges. Her YouTube channel (now since deleted) was filled with white male-bashing and the hashtag #killallmen; she is obviously a militant feminist, racist and a man-hater. Her social networks like Facebook and Instagram were filled with selfies, selfies, selfies, many of them bikini-clad on the beach or in scrubs at the medical center. Any real health care professional will tell you how tacky and unprofessional it is to take “hospital selfies” on duty, especially when you are a friggen doctor! Lots of pics of Ramkissoon and her perfect body but hideous face, like this:

Also, like 100% of young women, she has to have a “tattoo pic:”

Well, at least the sonnet is spelled right!

Just what I want to see from my physician: a fully-visible arm tat with handwriting that will be smeared, faded and unintelligble within a year or so. Just great. Shows this little morally-bankrupt skank doesn’t think things through, as if we didn’t already know that. Here’s two other gems she had for all the world to see until all her profiles temporarily went private:



Hot body, ugly face, evil heart

It's all about her...in her own mind.

Given the entire incident—as well as testimony from people who have had the displeasure of working with her, Anjali Ramkissoon is exactly what she seems to be: a self-centered, egotistical, pampered, selfish, entitled little whore. Aside from her big nose and weird smile, she is physically perfect…and she knows it, given the bikini pics she has posted, some of which look like they are thong bikinis, by the way, which is fairly common in Miami and only in Miami as far as the mainland United States goes. And they are super hot and all women with nice butts should wear thong bikinis. And a nice butt is apparently what she had, an abnormally big booty for a 5-foot-tall, 100-pound woman (as she stated in the video while mocking the Uber driver). The butt is so nice that I would love to stick my tongue so far up her delicious, curry-tasting ass that she wouldn’t need toilet paper. Just sayin’. Just throwing that out there.

Anyway, because of her looks, and because she has a vagina, Dr. Ramkissoon has been allowed to do anything she wants, say anything she wants, and act any way she wants to toward anybody she wants to. Imagine how she would treat patients! She’s obviously never been told “no” about anything, and as a result of all this coddling and ass-kissing (I mean, I’d love to kiss and lick her ass, but…), this 30-year-old woman act like a 3-year-old girl. In fact, it does not appear that she was all that drunk in the video as it is claimed she was; she was quite coherent, just hateful and profane and vulgar and out of control...like lots of young American women are now. Given the fact that she was probably not that intoxicated, this means this is most certainly how she acts on a regular basis toward anybody she deems as below her in her little Hindu/India caste system. Her entire demeanor is exactly how Britt McHenry acted and her selfishness and lack of empathy and decency is exactly how Casey Dockett and Alicia Lynch carried themselves in the two links that I had at the beginning of this blog. Speaking of links, here’s one to a really good article about Ramkissoon that I agree with, 100%. Here it is: http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/01/23/dr-anjali-ramkissoons-drunken-meltdown-is-a-case-study-in-matriarchy/

I couldn’t say it any better! Little Spoiled Whore Anjali went on ABC’s Good Morning America, put on her really creepy, half-assed smile, and equally half-assed apologized for her sickening and violent tantrum. She claimed that she was upset because her boyfriend of two years allegedly broke up with her. Yay! Obviously, the douchebag (any guy who gets to bang her would be a douche) couldn’t handle any more of her mentally and psychologically aberrant behavior and got away from her, and just in time! You gotta be a pretty desperate mangina to want to be in a long-term relationship with that crazy bimbo! And Miami’s filled to the brim with them, trust me. As a native Floridian originally from South Florida, I can tell you there's not a decent woman there. In one "apology interview," the bitch also claimed that she was upset that her father was very ill and that he was a "truck driver." Wow, this shows right there what a lying sociopath she is!!

Doctor Anjali Ramkissoon is a spoiled, self-centered, slutty cunt with no idea how to treat people. Your stereotypical young single woman here in the United States and Canada. They are mostly like this to one degree or another, but this one is one of the worst. If she gets her medical license, I really, really hope that people stay far, far away from this bitch.

Opening Eyes, One at a Time

So, gentlemen and guys and dudes, the title of my entire Blogspot is “Life in a White Trash Mecca.” For the unfortunate souls who have not read it, this highlighted link is the reason why it is called that. I have spoken about the area (Leesburg, Florida, and environs) in some detail in other blog posts, but the linked one is sort of the anchor blog that sets everything into motion regarding my entire Blogger page. Well, it seems like more people are starting to wake up to the realization of this truly being the White Trash Mecca! Slowly but surely, one step at a time.

First stop is Urban Dictionary. Ah, UD! The place where I learned all the intricacies of Truffle Butter, the Blumpkin, the Dirty Sanchez, the Filthy Gomez, the Cleveland Steamer (not to be confused with the Cincinnati Steamer), and the worst offender of all, the Alabama Hot Pocket. Whooooaaaa!! Well, a quick perusal of UD has this amazing gem:

This was from 2010, and things have only gotten worse at Leesburg High School. I would say that the statistics given are much higher now than just half of the kids there at LHS. I would estimate up to 90% or more are like that, and that's not just me exaggerating, guys. And it is so true about parents, as they were all teen moms, just like their daughters all are now. Here’s another one about Diseaseburg:

Well, well, well. Almost exactly what I’ve been saying about Sleazeburg for over a year on Life in a White Trash Mecca, and check out the date: ten years ago, 2006! Nice! Clicked on the link for Sumter County (where I live, which is right next to Lake County and Diseaseburg), and here’s the definition, also from the same day and year as the Leesburg def:

Tru dat! Tru dat to infinity! Couldn’t agree more, and both definitions has loads of thumbs ups, too; lots of thumbs down, but more agreeing then disagreeing. So this has been spoken about in glaring detail a full decade ago on Urban Dictionary, but never, ever in blogs or vlogs, unfortunately, until I came along to get it out in the open.

Next comes two reviews on Yelp.com of local restaurants. One is Pasta Faire Italian Restaurant in Belleview and the other is Clawdaddy’s Sports Bar in Crystal River. First off is Pasta Faire, and a reviewer before this one named Ted mentioned the young female staff and their “mating habits,” meaning the girls are lethargic from fucking their tall bad boys the night before, so this review refers a bit to that:

And here’s the one for Clawdaddy’s:


Classy! Now, I love me some nipple and pussy piercings on women more than anything else, but I’ll be damned if I want to hear a bunch of local sluts loudly talking about it next to my dinner table. Screw that shit! But again, this is indicative of all the local women here. They have absolutely no class about themselves, completely devoid of professionalism and self-respect.

Also, here’s a comment from some teens in Sleazeburg on Facebook, via a cute blonde girl I once had on my FB but she deleted me; story of my life with girls I wanna bang, but she still comes up to me weekly and gives me big hugs, so it’s better than nothing. The girl evidently was tagged on this post (she comes from an incredibly trashy, dysfunctional, stereotypical Lake County family), so that’s why it was on her FB profile as the kid targeted was I guess trying to extract sympathy from the girl I know:

Nice! And major kudos to the boy who called this random Leesburg High School girl out on her being trailer trash. Many males in the area are becoming increasingly disgusted at how all the females are here, and it’s not just those my age, as evidenced by the teen boy above on Facebook, as well as the next evidence of an awakening. Here is a young man, a pal of mine on Instagram who I worked with for a brief time, who just turned 19 and was teased and led on by a fairly-hot girl (with stupid homemade tats on her hands that look like they were done by a 12-year-old). The girl was naturally a slut and didn’t want a good guy, so he and I got into a conversation about all the girls and women of the area:

Good for him! Guys are learning about how women are and how the entire area is, and they are learning younger and younger. Hopefully, with guidance from great guys like me, they will join MGTOW. A slim chance, but there’s always a glimmer of hope that perhaps a seed of truth and MGTOW will be planted in these young guy’s hearts and minds. By the way, aside from Sleazeburg and Diseaseburg, as you saw in that screenshot, I now use Teaseburg because of how all the women lead good guys on incessantly but never put out…until you’re a toothless methhead or a black guy with a foot long dick.

So that’s just a snippet of what’s been going on here in the White Trash Mecca, and apparently, it’s been building for ten full years now. Only nobody bothered to write more about it until my blog came along. But if it can positively change and influence just a few men in this area, my work has been worth it. Please recommend this blog and my entire blog page. I’d love for you all to give it a +1 on Google+ and a re-share.

What’s Left When it Comes to Single Women?

So, men, the latest issue of Lake + Sumter Style Magazine came out, the December 2015 edition. This magazine is a propaganda piece in a futile attempt to showcase some kind of class and art in the area. The only two places where there is even a modicum of such in Lake County are the cities of Mt. Dora (arts town on the eastern edge of Lake County with some wealthy residents) and Clermont (growing city on the southern edge of the county where everything is new and clean and many residents are middle-classers fleeing the garbage heap of Orlando, which is due east of Clermont). Other than that, Lake County is a stinking shithole of scum and the White Trash Mecca, but this magazine tries to find anything decent about the area, and can only find a bit in Mt. Dora and Clermont. Full disclosure: as vile as Lake County is, I like both of these cities a lot, especially Clermont.

Anyway, I picked up Lake & Sumter Style at Wasabi Sushi Bar in Eustis/Mt. Dora because the front cover caught my eye. A mildly attractive woman about my age with the caption, “Singled Out.” Turns out, this magazine conducted a first-ever contest to find the hottest (and most financially successful, it seems) single men and women from the Lake/Sumter County area.



Apparently, a staggering 21,000+ contestants were considered (I bet almost all of them were men), and the magazine nailed it down to a handful of people, all of them blatantly middle-class and career-minded with no working class of any kind; kind of discriminating, but whatev. Every female was at least my age, bare minimum, with most of them well into their 40s, and barely even classified as “OK-looking.” They all had kids aka baggage, meaning they were used-up from previous shack-ups and/or marriages, and some even had engagement rings on their fingers! Umm…OK….sooooo…I guess “eligible singles” in Lake and Sumter means “technically not married right at this moment.” Granted, a couple of the guys also had kids, but the majority did not. That’s all Lake/Sumter Style could find as far as halfway-decent, non-trashy single women out of two entire counties with a combined population of over 330,000: a tiny handful of divorced, Post-Wall women. Wow. Just wow. But I shouldn’t have been surprised. Here’s why. Read on and learn, learn, learn.

You, see, gentlemen, this is something that you need to finally, finally understand if you are single, 18 to 40, and looking for somebody here in North America. You just need to come to terms with this statement of reality, come to grips with it , and the sooner you do, the better off you will be. The Red Pill is hard to swallow, but you need to do it and you’ll see life as it really is and females how they really are. Read this carefully, and then re-read it, and then say it to yourself repeatedly:

THERE IS NOTHING GOOD LEFT FOR SINGLE MEN ANYMORE WHEN IT COMES TO SINGLE WOMEN!!

Memorize those words of verity, that statement of pure, unadulterated fact, this sentence of unmitigated veracity. I greatly encourage you to search this information online. Google it and YouTube it; you will find hundreds of videos on YT about the shitty predicament men have it now with single women, online dating, etc. Do it right now! Knock yourself out! Just remember to tab this blog and flip back to this tab when you’re ready. So much to see, hear and read, and you men would do wise to wake up to the realization of the situation we find ourselves in. What’s left in terms of young single women is head-shaking, cringe-worthy, even vomit-inducing. Because of the unprecedented super-overabundance of single men my age in the United States, any women that guys would actually want have so many guys to choose from that they ride the Cock Carousel for years, one bad boy right after another, often two or three at a time. So what’s left is even worse than the whores that ride said Cock Carousel. You won’t find any decent, half-way moral single women at the workplace, you won’t find any at college, you won’t find any via mutual friends (seriously, when’s the last time a friend actually knew a single woman for you to date?), you won’t find any at the bars and nightclubs, you won’t find any at the bookstore or grocery store or park, and you sure as hell won’t find any at church!

So where are any non-married women looking for a man? Well, according to some propagandists, they are found online. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! That’s rich! Sadly, many men have fallen for that lie and tried online dating, and, as can be seen on more YouTube videos that one could ever hope (or even want) to binge-watch, they soon learned what a disaster of epic proportions that is. Nothing but fat women, hideously out-of-shape women, used-up, stretched-out, disease-ridden women, loads of hot black women (they are racist and refuse to date outside their race, and they all have kids at 16, so don’t even bother), ridiculously picky women with unrealistic standards for a perfect man, and single moms, single moms, single moms and more single moms. That’s it. Am I missing any?

Look at Plenty of Fish (POF) or OkCupid (OKC), and weep. Weep. Weep bitterly at what little is available. I NEVER have, mind you, but I’ve read and watched enough reviews of those sites to get a grasp of what bad they have to offer. Too depressing to even take a peek. And also remember that any female that looks great is most certainly spam or just a call-girl/hooker/escort. One time I looked at some profiles on Tagged.com, which technically isn’t a dating site per se, but it’s filled with tons of single black women looking for men and whining constantly that they “can’t find no man,” all the while ignoring an entire race of males (Caucasians). But there are a few white women on there, and here’s one “sexy single near me:”

Her caption read, “So what do you have to offer?” WTF? Seriously? Ummmm, let’s see. What do I have to offer? Maybe a house that’s much cleaner than yours? Laundry actually hung up and/or put away? No random junk piled to the ceiling? No old woman just sitting on the couch, leaning over like she’s about to fart? This fatso was a single mom (of course), living in a trailer with family members, and she has the audacity to demand that guys have something to offer her fat, sweaty, sour-smelling, misshapen, broke ass?

Then there are the shallow, narrow-minded, intellectually, morally, and spiritually vapid sluts on Tinder. There are no other females in North America more narcissistic and selfish and egotistical and slutty than all women on that increasingly-notorious and sleazy hook-up site. Here’s one that represents all females on there:



Seriously, you cunt? Nobody under 6’3” is even worth your time? That’s literally 95% of the male population in the United States. Only 5% are worthy of somebody like you just because you think you’re a physically perfect special snowflake? As short as I am, even I am much taller than her. She’s fucking 4’11”!! She barely even comes up to my shoulders; with a guy as tall as she wants, she’d come up to his belly button! But that’s how all women are on those slutty hook-up sites, especially Tinder. So unless you’re very tall and have a massive dick, you might as well not even try that site, and as I explained about these other free online dating sites, they are a huge waste of time, effort, and you will get nothing good from them. Nothing. Just lots of depression and frustration; I haven’t tried it, but I know guys who have, and their testimonies, along with loads I’ve seen on YouTube and Return of Kings, compel me to stay far away from online dating.

And since you’re not going to find any decent women in real life, why even try anymore, dudes? Just join MGTOW and be done with the fruitless, failing, dating scene. It’s not working for any good guy anymore; it used to work for all good guys no matter how they looked, but not now. And it seems like it never will again. All the good-looking, educated, childless bitches are slutting around and riding the Cock Carousel, and now even the ugly, fat bitches with baggage have so many thirsty, desperate manginas and simps begging for them online and in real life that you have to take a number just to say hello to them. No, thanks. Not for me, and hopefully, not for you guys, either. Ditch the dating effort and go MGTOW!

Ugh, Teen Moms! Part 2

Gentlemen, this is sort of a sequel to my earlier post, Ugh, Teen Moms! < (great post; click it!). With teen pregnancies evidently on the rise nationwide—despite the lies to the contrary propagated by the liberal media—we good guys are surrounded by these slutty girls frantically getting knocked up. Here in the White Trash Mecca, teen moms are as prevalent as $5 smeary, green neck tattoos scrawled on the sides of every other male and female over the age of 16. Here’s some more “proud teen moms” for you, with a few of these actually from here in the Sleazeburg/Diseaseburg area:

Cute, isn’t it? So cute, so adorable. Those big bellies might be really hot-looking now, but once their little hellions are squirted out, those bellies will be scrawled all over with stretch marks forever. I saw teen moms all morning today while grocery shopping. First, at Publix in Wildwood at Grand Traverse Plaza at 8:30am. Some ugly white slut with her half-black baby (gee, what a shock). I just posted a blog about mudsharks, and you should really read it here! She had a nice, big ol’ booty, which is why she got knocked up by a black guy in the first place. This girl sure looked miserable, and she also was sporting one of those shitty haircuts that feminists/lesbians/attention whores now have, with half her head shaved. She might be muff diving now, which happens a lot with these stupid girls; they get hooked up with a scumbag lowlife, then wonder why all men are bad (most are not), so they temporarily get with other ugly, fat girls who also are bitter over the bad boys they have gotten. Repeat ad nauseum.

Then, I go to the Winn-Dixie in Okahumpka/South Leesburg around 10am, and I see these two teen girls that I’ve seen a few times around the Sleazeburg area lately. A decent-looking teen girl with an ugly, fat black girl; must also be the same kind of lesbo situation I described so succinctly in the previous paragraph. This black girl is typical of females in Leesburg, Florida: fat, sloppy, crusted-up heels and dirty, yucky feet; I mean, this girl has thighs so big they might be able to have their own ZIP code! My standards have understandably always been low, but even I wouldn’t fuck this slob! And, as usual, the one with the newborn baby is…the good-looking, thin girl, the one that guys would want, but without the kid; somebody I know actually talked to this unwed bimbo a few weeks ago and found that out; once he found out she was the mother, he quickly lost interest in this whore. That morning, they were filling up their shopping cart with food that they get for free with WIC and food stamps and other government benefits given with no strings attached just for being a teen mom. They kept walking (Thunder Thighs was actually waddling, not walking) down every friggen aisle I went down, in my way, so I had no choice but to be near them time after time. And as any real man would do, I ignored them and toward the end of my shopping trip, I rolled my eyes and sneered at them; if you’re a real man, and not a simp or mangina, you need to do the same when you see teen moms and unwed young mothers. No smile, no eye contact, just sneer and eye rolls are what you should always, always give them. Just do this for me, guys. You’ll be glad you did.

If that wasn’t bad enough, yet another white trash bimbo at the Winn-Dixie at the same time! Some very pregnant girl, couldn’t be any older than 16, proudly walking around with her equally-trashy parents; the girl was wearing this way-too-tight, thread-bare shirt, so thin you could see her entire skin underneath. School was in that day, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a drop-out, as Leesburg High School has an incredibly high number of dropouts every year. Here was this preggers teen, stuffing her parents’ cart with junk food. Classy, so much class. Just typical of the Sleazeburg area in every way.

Teen pregnancy = automatic welfare = your tax dollars at work. All girls who get knocked up like this immediately and happily get on more government freebies than I could only imagine being able to have; as a good single man 18 to 35, I get absolutely nothing from the government, even though I badly need it. These trashy tramps get EBT, WIC, Medicaid (ObamaCare), even free daycare when they squirt out these little bastard children (uneducated white women never, ever have abortions that they really, really need to have) and have to work their part-time, minimum-wage job at Burger King or McDonald’s, both places being the headquarters for teen mom workers. Well, that, or Domino’s Pizza, judging by the pic of that one very preggers girl.

But out of this skyrocketing teen preggo epidemic here in the White Trash Mecca of Lake, Sumter and Marion Counties, I’ve noticed an even more disturbing trend: these white girls have no guy present and don’t seem to want a guy present. They intentionally get knocked up to scumbag lowlife guys that they have no intention of ever having any relationship with at all. These sluts just bang the nearest bad boy degenerate they see, get preggers, and that’s it. No calls for the guy to be a real father, no concern that they are raising their illegitimate kids in such a horrendous environment that is sure to lead to their child’s moral and psychological rot. They just use the male for the sperm, have some half-ass sex in their mobile homes or low-rent housing (or in the back of their beat-up, POS cars), and then the guy just walks away like a stud to go smoke some meth or drink some cheap beer whilst getting texts from another Leesburg/Wildwood/Bushnell teen whore, asking for a hook-up so she can get knocked up as well.

You see, all black women have been doing this shit for years now, thanks to the liberal's “Big Daddy Government” giving them freebies in exhange for voting straight Democrat. But rarely have we seen white females get involved in this sleaze…until recently. Now, white girls are young as 14 or 15 are lining up for their “sperm donors,” as the local girls call them. Not going to a sperm clinic, mind you. Nope, their sperm donors involve fucking the latest high school dropout redneck that moved into their trailer park last week. Absolutely no consideration to how their baby is going to grow up, no concern that they are bringing up their bastard baby in the worst possible circumstances that will just cause yet another circle of poverty, no education, and more teen pregnancies. No guilt, no tears, no thought, just unprotected sex to intentionally get knocked up. This is the future of this nation, guys. Think about it. THINK. ABOUT. IT

I would give anything to see some nude photos of Katie Donnelly. Just some naked pics, some nude selfies or even just some thong pics. What an amazing body on that girl, and a delicious looking ass. Been wanting to see it all for a few years now.

Once You Go Black...

So, gentlemen, here in the Ho-cala, Vilewood, Sleazeburg/Diseaseburg area, mudsharking (white women banging black guys) is naturally very, very prevalent. What else would you expect from the White Trash Mecca? <<<<(click the link) In fact, good white guys here are estimating now that up to 60% of the white sluts here are mudsharking aka coal burning. There are so, so many white women around here you will see with mixed race (re: zebra) kids, and almost always no black guy around. Gee, what a surprise. You never see black women with white guys because black women are racist and regrettably refuse to date outside their race, all the while bitching that they “can’t find no man.” Latino women also unfortunately won’t date outside their race, and while many Asian women like white men, there are so few Asian women that are single, and many are not attractive. So that leaves pretty much the only group of people that are die-hard into interracial dating/fucking are white women and the black guys who are banging them…along with other white women and lots of black women on the side, too.

There are plenty of website and blogs out there that go into great detail about the dangerous and often deadly consequences that occur with white women when they decide to spread their legs for thug black guys, so I’m not going to delve into that with this blog. Instead, I’m just going to post a number of “once you go black” meme posters that either I have found over the years on the Internet or those that I made myself. In fact, almost every one of these were created by me. I greatly encourage all of you men to repost these memes everywhere on social media and especially blogs and image uploading sites, and hopefully you will also give credit where credit is due and direct other like-minded guys to my incredible blogs. Enjoy these sad-but-true posters!

Rachel Held Evans, Episcopalians, and Millennials. Oh, my! (UPDATED)

***UPDATE as of 5-13-19! Rachel Held Evans has just died at the age of 37, possibly of encephalitis. Shortly before her very untimely death, she was surrounded on her death bed by vulgar, blasphemous lesbians, feminists and other heretics. What a way to go. One less Democrat voting in the 2020 election, at least***

Gentlemen, this is not going to be your typical blog post found here on my incredible and awe-inspiring Blogspot. In my very first post, Blog Cherry Popping!, I mentioned that I would write some about religion. Well, here is such an entry! It does, however, involve a young woman and bad things she is doing, so it can sort of tie in to some of my previous posts. But if you’re not interested in a blog about Christianity, I understand. Here are a few posts that haven’t gotten as much attention as others, so please check them out:

http://faceupfacethefront.blogspot.com/2014/12/willy-wonka-takes-on-single-mothers.html

http://faceupfacethefront.blogspot.com/2014/12/willy-wonka-takes-on-single-mothers_27.html

http://faceupfacethefront.blogspot.com/2015/01/far-far-away-from-american-women-thats_16.html

OK, for those that stayed, let me explain something. I was raised in a conservative Christian home, Baptist, to be exact. When I became an adult, I left the insanely rigid Fundamental Baptist (ugh) route and became a Southern Baptist (yay!), which is quite a bit more moderate, believe it or not. I was a devout Southern Baptist for several years and technically, I still am a member of the Southern Baptist Convention, despite not going for years. I had a catastrophic falling-out with some people at my local SBC church, and I haven’t entered it since, obviously, but I also haven’t tried any other churches since they all suck here in the White Trash Mecca; useless, useless, cliquish, old people’s and families-only churches here. Since I have higher education, I of course do not believe some tenants of Evangelical Christianity and could almost be considered as having no religious affiliation, which is all well and good. I nevertheless defend and endorse Protestant Evangelicals and Christian Conservatives and stand up for them, as they are under constant and vicious attacks daily now by the liberals simply because Christians believe and stand for something that liberals do not.

That brings me to Rachel Held Evans, an American woman a year and one month younger than I who is basically become a voice for pseudo-Christian Millennials. She is mildly attractive, except for having a really big and wide nose, which is quite off-putting; I’d still do her. She was raised a Christian Conservative here in the South and for years, wrote books and essays about her experiences in the church, usually quite positive. Her blog site has become increasingly popular and she is in constant demand for internet and TV interviews.

Well, in recent years, particularly since 2012, Evans has become increasingly negative and abrasive toward real Christianity, and now uses her Twitter account to almost weekly bash the church and ridicule it with passive-aggression and sarcasm, the latter being the main attribute of liberalism when it comes to arguments. Like all young women, she is now a blatant liberal and possible feminist; amazingly, she is not single, as all single women are like that and most married women are not; Evans has been hitched since immediately after college, unfortunately typical of Christian women. Three years ago, Mrs. Evans published a diatribe for CNN against Evangelical Christians called “Why Millennials are Leaving the Church.” Basically, she said that churches need to kowtow to the fleeting wants and personal desires of the Generation-Y bunch so they will either come to church or stay there. Here is a fine rebuttal of her drivel: http://www.thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/trevinwax/2013/08/01/why-millennials-are-leaving-the-church-a-response-to-rachel-held-evans/?comments

Now here in 2015, Rachel Held Evans decided she couldn’t take any more of those pesky Evangelicals who just aren’t cool enough for her liking and has now started going to an Episcopal Church in Cleveland, Tennessee. Yep, good ol’ Mainline Protestant, the segment of Christianity that is dying the fastest. The Episcopal Church is as far to the left as you can go and still call yourself a Christian. Episcopalians have no faith system, no core beliefs, no values, no Godly convictions. They have become extremely over-the-top welcoming and downright obsessed with the LGBT movement and many of their ministers are flaming gay guys or feminist lesbians with openly anti-Biblical, left-wing agendas, including the woman at the local Episcopal Church in Okahumpka (south of Leesburg). The amount of foolishness that is spewed from the pulpits of all Episcopal churches every Sunday is alarming and nauseating. The Bible is NEVER preached, but plenty of Social Justice Warriors get behind the pulpit and teach about global warming/climate change, white guilt, and giving people endless welfare and having as many flamboyant gay weddings as possible. Some of this nation’s most corrupt and anti-American presidents, senators and congressmen have called themselves “Episcopalian” just to say they were Christian. Simply a dreadful religious denomination.

Liberal, godless, anything goes, feminist, gay-coddling, ever-shrinking Episcopalians. And Rachel Held Evans has immersed herself in it and says that if Christian churches know what’s best for them, they better act in the same manner and perhaps they won’t die off as quickly as she thinks they are. Evans says she likes her new-found denomination because of the “liturgy,” which is a nice way of saying “lots of Catholic-esque chants and rituals that are to be found NOWHERE in the Bible.” Of course, her sect doesn’t read or even believe anything about the Bible, so I guess that’s a moot point. Evans also states this:
>

Uh, huh. So in order to get the young people to think that Christianity is hip and cool, they need to become just like the Episcopalians? You mean the soulless, cold, spiritless Mainline Protestant denomination that has no young people? The one that has lost the majority of its members in just the last 20 years? The one that has been predicted to become extinct within 30 years? That one?? ORLY? Here’s what one anti-Christian bitch named Haley (hot girl’s name) had to say about Godly churches and why she and her ilk refuse to set foot in them:
>

Yeah, maybe it’s because your “ideas” suck, honey? Reality, much?

Men, I AM a Millennial! I was born on July 2nd, 1980. Most sociologists say that Generation-Y began in ’80, with some of them saying that it started in the middle of the year. That would make me one of the very, very first of this generation! And I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS WHAT THE MILLENNIALS THINK ABOUT THE CHURCH! The most anti-God, immoral, selfish, arrogant, narcissistic, liberal generation this nation has ever seen, and the church is supposed to kiss their condescending asses and throw away 2,000 years of convictions, morals, values and faith just to get some 23-year-old pothead hipsters in the pews? Seriously? All we need to do is have drag shows on Sunday? Some gay weddings with feather boas and ass-less leather chaps? Climate change seminars with all these atheist scientists as the guest speakers? Visible arm and neck tattoo expos? Obscene, profanity-riddled, blasphemous comedy shows? Sermons (with live demonstrations) on what lube works best for gay anal sex? I don’t know about that, but Astroglide works great on anal with girls; just throwing that out there. Here’s an excellent comment from a man named Ken about Evans and her decrees that Evangelicals need to become hip, cool liberals:

Rachel Held Evans has become the darling of the liberal media as CNN, the Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, Salon, and similar vile sewer sites who interview her, loving how she has rejected Evangelical Christianity in favor of feel-good leftie pseudo-Christianity. Mrs. Evans is hip and cool to the (((mainstream media))), she’s liked because she belittles the faith that everybody in the MSM despises and ridicules with rabid fervor. Evans has spent the past few years trying to gain acceptance—and money—from the media and the Millennials, and it looks like she has now accomplished just that. I guess Evans has never read the words of Jesus Christ in Mark 8:36 and 37. Guys, steer clear of that confused apostate, Rachel Held Evans! She is anathema to any real Christian and/or conservative.

Vester Flanagan, Anti-White Racism, and the Liberals

If you live anywhere else other than the U.S., you perhaps have not heard about this story, and if you have, the only thing those internationally (especially those reading the UK Guardian) have been told is, “An innocent, wonderful man of color held an evil, horrible gun and the gun supernaturally forced the innocent, wonderful man to shoot two white people who he said were racist, therefore it’s justified. Why won’t these foolish Americans simply disarm themselves and just allow the always-trustful police and military to have all the guns?” Actually, you would read the same garbage if you read the Huffington Post, Daily Kos, or Salon.

Allow me to tell you the real story of his tragic shooting, shall I? In the morning last week, WDBJ7 reporter Alison Parker and her long-time cameraman, Adam Ward—both in their 20s, well-liked and planning to marry other people at the TV station—were interviewing a chamber of commerce official, Vicki Gardner, about a reservoir lake and surrounding tourist attractions in a small town in the western part of Virginia. During the interview, a deranged and sadistic former colleague of theirs, 42-year-old Vester Flanagan (who went by the less dorky name of Bryce Williams during his disastrous, abysmal TV news career), waited in the shadows on a boardwalk where the interview was taking place. Eventually, he stepped out into the light, walked up next to Ward, and began shooting all three individuals over and over and over again with a semi-automatic pistol that he recently bought. Parker, though being shot in the chest, screamed and tried to run away, but was shot even more in the head; Ward was shot in the torso and then the head when he fell to the ground. Gardner was shot once, although three bullets were fired at her. Miss Parker and Mr. Ward were both killed and Mrs. Gardner was badly injured but thankfully will survive. About 17 shots were fired at all three people.

Making all of this so much more terrible was that this entire shooting was broadcast on live TV, with almost 40,000 people watching it occur, hearing the shots, hearing the screams of terror and pain. In addition, Flanagan videoed the entire incident on a head-mounted mini-camera, and then after fleeing the carnage he created, he uploaded the chilling and disturbing video on Twitter and Facebook. Flanagan then fled through Virginia, regularly posting updates on said social media sites until both were shut down by their respective companies. Flanagan also sent out a rambling, 23-page fax to ABC News in New York while on the run. Eventually, a police chase ensued, and the coward Flanagan shot himself in the head, dying later at the hospital. An end to a pathetic person.

Who was this Vester Flanagan? Aside from having a nerdy name, he was raised a Jehovah’s Witness (a freaky cult) by his dysfunctional and abusive mother, and was a “male model” and “male escort” (gay prostitute) after high school. He was black and gay.

He was let go from station after station, and was described by his former colleagues as being “difficult to work with,” among other things. It all reached a head at WDBJ in Roanoke when Flanagan was a reporter there. Alison Parker once simply stated to him that she had a friend who lived on “Cotton Hill Road,” to which Flanagan angrily accused her of being racist toward him because blacks used to pick cotton in the South while slaves. Parker also once mentioned the often-used journalistic term “reporter in the field,” to which Flanagan took offense, saying she was hinting at African slaves in the cotton fields of the antebellum South. Another colleague asked where he was going to “swing by for lunch,” at which time Vester Flanagan said that was a veiled code word for blacks being lynched and hanging on a rope during the Jim Crow era. His constant behavior and his anti-white racism finally culminated with his termination of his job at WDBJ after less than a year there. He went into such a fit of rage that he had to be escorted out by Roanoke Police. After that, he planned to murder people there that he claimed were out to get him. The mass murder of blacks at the AME church in Charleston, South Carolina by militant racist scumbag Dylann Roof apparently drove him over the edge. By the way, he also said that 7/11 was racist because they sold watermelon-flavored Slurpees. Yep, you read that right, and if you don’t think you did, read it again.

This terrible double-homicide aired for all the world to see has little to do with the gun that Vester Flanagan used, regardless of how the pro-disarmament crowd at home and especially abroad have tried to portray it (just look at the comments made by Brits on the DailyMail UK articles about this incident). Indeed, even the strange-haired, emotionless father of Alison Parker has said not one word about the evil man who murdered his lovely, young daughter. Nay, he has only mentioned over and over again that the gun committed the crime and therefore guns must be taken away from all law-abiding citizens…except for him, as he said he is about to buy one himself. Regardless of what Alison’s strange father and also her wall-eyed, ginger, equally emotionless boyfriend (a producer at WDBJ) want to claim about gun control, it was the direct actions of Vester Flanagan who caused this ghastly crime, but all directly and indirectly encouraged by the liberal indoctrination that he had seen, read and heard throughout his adult life.

You see, liberalism/socialism/Cultural Marxism (all one in the same now), constantly engrain in weak-minded people that they are always, always, “victims.” Victims of society, of white people (mostly white men), of straight white people, of white Southerners, of conservatives and Republicans, of white Christians! Blacks are brainwashed to be constant victims, Hispanics are told that they are victims, the LGBT crowd is force-fed the victim spiel, single women are told they are victims, Muslims are somehow victims, welfare slugs are victims. All minorities (except for white Christians, who are definitely the minority now) are labeled as victims by the liberals; it’s the only way Democrats can stay in power, by having a permanent “victim class.” Vester Flanagan fell for it hook, line & sinker like the vast majority of blacks, non-Cuban Hispanics, and the LGBT bunch do. Whites were all racist toward him and used code words and “dog whistles” (something far-left-wingers like Chris Matthews love to term) to cover their latent racism. White men hated him because he was a homo and African-American. White women hated him for…some unknown reason. A victim of whites, a victim of straight people. Being constantly spoon-fed the victimization mantra by the liberals in the media, the government, in high school and especially college, seeped deep into Flanagan’s mind, which was already possibly twisted by growing up a Jehovah’s Witness, a cult that is mostly comprised of ignorant and gullible African-Americans.

All around us, people think they are sufferers of society at large because the left-wingers in this country have told them they are, and that they should rise up against their supposed oppressors. We see this with the hate-filled #blacklivesmatter garbage, begun and stirred up terribly by the race-baiters like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. The liberals in the government and especially the liberal media have been excessively instilling this offense-taking victimhood mentality in our American society for decades now, but it has really blown up huge, huge, HUGE in the past six years or so. They are to blame to cultivating such civil unrest and ultimately—albeit sometimes indirectly—responsible for these unduly enraged maniacs like Flanagan and his ilk. All this anti-white liberalism was partly responsible for two innocent people being brutally murdered on a boardwalk in rural Virginia. As a side note, Vester Flanagan had two cats, but they were not found at his apartment after the murders. His faxed suicide letter claims that he killed them in a forest. Just that alone is enough to infuriate me as I am an animal lover. Here’s hoping he was lying and he just let the cats go free. Lastly, don't lose sight of those murdered, Alison Parker and Adam Ward, victims of black-on-white violence, something that is increasing hugely every month.

And Single Guys Go to Weddings…Why?

I haven’t gone to a wedding since June of 2006. Nine years and counting, and no weddings under my belt. One reason is simply because all the guys I know are single and can’t find anybody, and another reason is that the handful of women I know are already married and if they have gotten married in recent years, I wasn’t invited to said wedding (no surprise there) and I of course would not have gone anyway under any circumstances, whatsoever, bar none.

The ’06 wedding was in a decent small town north-northwest of Birmingham, Alabama, called Jasper. Two other close friends of mine also attended, but they went in a separate vehicle because I took a solo road trip—one of many over the years—the day after the wedding. The friend getting married, Russ, had been a very close and dear friend of me and another who attended, Phil, for about two and a half years; we had tons in common and the chemistry with us three together was so incredible, so spontaneous, so magical, that people all around us would stop, smile and shake their heads in wonder and fascination. We even had gorgeous girls after us, sometimes just walking up to us, begging to go out with us; we couldn’t because they were all underage, though. Curse these ridiculous, outmoded laws! Anyway, we did tons of projects and great stuff together; just a great trio of close friendship and networking.

After spending most of his life from college to young adult life totally single and ignored, Russ actually found somebody in the most supernatural, holy-inspired ways that can be thought of; although 98% of men never have a soul mate, it is certain that Russ actually found one. We were all very happy for him as he found somebody when all around us were lonely single men who couldn’t even get a date. So I and two other friends drove the 11-hour trip from north central Florida to Russ’ hometown of Jasper to go to his wedding at a small church:

div>

We had sort a small bachelor party for Russ at the hotel, and then the next day we went to the wedding, subsequent reception, and had some pictures taken, and…

and...

…and that was it. That was the official end of the close friendship of us and Russ. Done. C’est fini in one day.

Russ accidentally got his bride pregnant on their wedding night…and she was on birth control! So immediately Russ became “family man,” and got immersed in the “family culture,” meeting more married men and their babies and children. Gone were Phil and me and any other non-married guy that his uber-religious, prudish wife disapproved of her husband hanging around with, not that it mattered, because he had written us off immediately after his wedding regardless. The couple have since had another kid, and from what I’ve been told, all they do is talk about their family and their marriage and keep close to only other married with kids couples in their small circle of life. Sad. Amazing how quickly Russ threw away the single life and the single guys he knew and liked for such a long time.

Marriages destroy friendships. Don’t doubt it. Don’t deny it. Don’t ignore the elephant in the room. What happened to Phil and I happens every week across North America.

So why do you, single young men 18 to 35, go to weddings? Seriously, why? Rhetorical question. There are a few reasons why and they all end in failure. Many guys actually think that they will find somebody at a wedding! HAHAHAHAHA!! They watched the Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson movie “Wedding Crashers” from ‘05 and think that’s real life: going to weddings and getting laid by all the supposed horny women there who are just naturally looking for a man to bang for a one-night stand. Maybe if you’re as tall as Vince Vaughn you might stand a chance, but even then, it’s seriously doubtful. Fact is, you WILL NOT find anybody at a wedding anymore; maybe some years in the past, but not nowadays. No good guy finds anybody anywhere anymore, for Christ’s sake, let alone weddings! The bridesmaids aren’t even maids anymore; they’re either married or have bad boys in the audience or at home, banging some coked-out strippers they met the night before while the “bridesmaids” were out at the bachelorette orgy…I mean party. Weddings are now made up primarily of other married couples, all pretending to be happily hitched when they are just months, if not weeks away from a divorce. The rest are women who have somebody and then a smattering of lonely single men who end of feeling more miserable and more alone after the ceremony. I can’t tell you how many men I’ve known over the years who have gone to weddings and come back in tears, feeling so alone, unwanted and unloved as most people there were couples and the tiny number of non-married women ignored them.

Another reason why men punish and torture themselves by going to weddings is that they feel obligated to go, obliged to attend, because of people they know who are either the ones getting married or are going to be in the wedding, or even just attend. First off, guys, you are NOT obligated in any way to attend a wedding if you feel uncomfortable about it. If you disapprove of the marriage or just don’t really want to take part in a ceremony like that, then fucking don’t go!! I seriously doubt that the people who invited you will really notice if you are there or not; you’ll just be a face in the crowd, just another number. And if you are asked as to why you aren’t going, just say you aren’t comfortable with it or that, as a single man, you just don’t like weddings. Be truthful. Don’t mince words.

If the person you know getting married is a man, and if you disagree with his whore of choice (as you probably will be), you may have to just break the truth to the guy that you don’t condone the marriage and you don’t think it’s a good thing. If you are friends with said dude, I have to admit that this could very well put a strain on your friendship, I’m not going to lie. But you have to ask yourself if this is the kind of guy you want as a friend, one who makes very bad choices when it comes to the woman who will eventually divorce him and take at least half of his life earnings. Having piece of mind by not attending a marriage ceremony is, I believe, worth the risk of alienating yourself to just one person.

If the person you know getting married is a woman, well, this is an obvious one! Don’t even think about going to her wedding and feel no guilt about it at all! Has this gal ever hooked you up with women to bang? Nope! Has she ever fucked you? Nope! Has she ever told you places where women are who want to bang good guys such as yourself? Nope! Has she in any way been a real friend to you? Nope! Is she going to bang you on the side while she’s married? Nope! So why go to her wedding? She obviously couldn’t care less about you and as we all know, she’s just latching on to a guy so she can divorce him and rob him blind. So don’t endorse her errant and warped behavior. Going to her wedding is a pure, brazen endorsement of her and her marriage; by going, you are screaming out, “I think this is great! There’s nothing at all wrong with this!” even if you feel otherwise. Don’t be such a pussy by giving in to such nonsense.

Guys, don’t ever, ever, ever, think that you have to go to weddings. Just don’t. Do something else instead, anything. Just don’t go. You will feel so much better if you don’t attend, and nobody will notice that you’re not there. Respect yourselves, men. And if you know other single men who are thinking about going to a ceremony, greatly encourage them to not go as well; what would be awesome is for single guys to all get together somewhere instead of being at the wedding! Have dignity with yourself and don’t do something just because you think that you will somehow gain brownie points by doing so, because you will not. You’ll just be yet another simp, yet another mangina, yet another White Knight, a coward who just digs himself deeper in frustration and depression. Boycott weddings, guys! Trust me. Don’t be that guy. Just avoid it all.

By the way, the only good thing I got out of Russ’ wedding in Jasper was a mildly-attractive woman (who of course had a kid and sure wasn’t paying attention to us single guys) who was sitting behind me eating at the reception and her lucky thong was peeking out of her long, thin dress. I turned around and quietly took a couple of pics. Here’s one:

I also knew a really hot woman in Jasper named Cindy and we met up a year later there, but nothing much happened. She turned to be seriously psycho a year later; hot, but dangerously mentally unstable. No surprise there.