Simps, Simps and More Simps

Now, guys, I know that I’m—shall we say—highly critical of young women nowadays. That’s a given. However, there is a lot of blame for how women act that can be directly attributed to the men who grovel and pine for them and make absolute fools of themselves in the process. Blame is directed where it is due, and often, it’s the fault of the male. Last year, I wrote a wondrous and well-read blog entitled Captain Sav-a-Ho to the Rescue and you really need to read it. Seriously, click the darkened link before you read this current post, because it explains a good deal of what I’m about to talk about: the “simp.”

A good acronym for a simp that has been going around in the past few years is “Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.” Great definition and very self-explanatory. It seems that the term is used a whole lot with African-American dudes, which is strange, seeing that most black men now have a never-ending smorgasbord of females to bang, all ages, all races, so why are they even bothered with simps? No matter, because many of us white guys are bothered by them just as much. Although men of all races are rightly and justifiably disgusted by the acts of simps, more and more men (if you can even call them men) are going that pitiful, humiliating route, and it’s really a goddamn shame.

So what exactly is a simp? Glad you asked! Urbandictionary has many decent defs of it, but some of them are outdated as the term has changed from what it meant six to ten years ago. In the past five years or so, it has been used mainly to denote a guy who chases after females that do not at all deserve to be chased after, females who have kids, are used-up and stretched-out, are fat, are useless, are just teases, or have various other pieces of baggage that she has to claim at the Airport of Bad Choices. In other words, the vast majority of Western women now! These women have no real value other than they have a vagina and…that’s about it. A well-used vagina, one that has endured quite a number of babies and a much larger number of men’s penises, tongues, fingers and fists. Yet these women have a never-ending carousel of desperate, horny, uber-thirsty males begging for them at all hours of the day, both online and in person.

Now, sometimes, the woman is actually good-looking and has no kids (I know, a rarity), but the guy still makes an utter fool of himself in either trying to woo her over or keep her if he actually has her in a relationship. He does this only because she is hot. Hot women never have any personality or other redeeming qualities of any kind; they simply are hot.

Regardless of whether the females are hot or not, the guys who are simps still act like complete fools. They grovel and pine and beg for the attention and approval of these women, yet rarely or never get anything in return. They pay for women’s drinks at a bar, they buy flowers or other gifts for them, they leave comments on women’s various social media sites (mainly Instagram now), saying things like “you’re so hot” or “hottest woman I’ve ever seen” or “so sexy” or even…wait for it…“please, please date me!” Of course, there is almost never, ever a response from the woman, and if there is, it’s “awwweee, thanks,” aka “return to the Friendzone that you tried to slither away from.”

Simps also leave these same comments on slutty model wannabes pics on IG, along with sometimes hundreds of other losers who are saying the same thing. Every picture these whores and “thots” post is filled with such comments and even worse. Simps actually think that these women will pick out their comment and say, “Gasp! Nobody’s ever told me I have a nice rack! I must fuck one of the dozens of guys who said that!” I really need to blog about the Thirst Traps of Instagram. Maybe soon?

These simps think that woman are all damsels in distress, sweet, innocent princesses who are just waiting to be rescued. These guys are always White Knights and sometimes go so far as to be Captain Sav-a-Ho’s. They think that by acting this way, they will get the girl. Rarely does it work, but here is once such instance of a simp and Captain Sav-a-Ho just by a cursory Facebook search:

Two very young half-black kids from two different black fathers…and this white simp pretends to like them just so he can hook up with a trashy slut and get very infrequent sex. Lowering himself to the gutter, putting pussy over pride, vagina over values, sex over self-respect. No guy who isn’t a pussy-begging simp would even consider letting some trash with two freshly-squirted-out kids into his life, let alone shacking up with one and helping pay all her bills! I love how he is trying to look like he’s actually interested in raising these illegitimate half-breed kids that aren’t his own, but he’s obviously faking it.

But here comes the rub: this is just one of loads and loads of such guys (not men, just guys) who are simping. These photos are the very tip of the iceberg here in the White Trash Mecca and other places. Look on Facebook or—back in the day—Myspace, and you see tons of guys like this. You see this repeated en masse, some even in worse situations. I mean, we’re talking four kids from four different baby daddies, the woman is unemployed, fat, smelly and has a criminal history. Yet men—black, white and Latino—simp it up with these women, and these females never go more than a few days—sometimes just hours—without countless thirsty simps after them. No matter how gross or slovenly or useless the female is, they have an entourage of thirsty males pleading for them. No female ever has to worry about being alone or not having a pussy-whipped mangina take care of them, because there are so many such pussies out there now.

Here’s a perfect example. I know this hot young piece of ass I’ll just call “Hot Ass” because her booty is incredible and probably tastes like nutmeg and cloves) who is half-black/half-white; her parents, like all interracial relationships here in the White Trash Mecca, was black daddy/white momma (black women refuse to date white guys). The mother ended up killing the father, which is usually the other way around in said interracial relationships. Hot Ass has two kids from two different drug-dealing black guys and both guys are in prison for felonies! The black guy she is with now is almost twice her age and Hot Ass basically admits that she is just using him for money to help pay for her two out-of-wedlock kids from different baby daddies. So a dude will actually simp it up, be a Sav-a-Ho, and let a woman with loads of baggage and tons of poor life choices shack up with him and spend his money and drive his ghetto-looking car, just to say he’s getting sex from a piece of ass? You can’t make this stuff up, guys. The simp is real. Simp. Just. Happened. And it happens every friggen day.

Still aren’t convinced that simping is absolutely cringe-worthy? Still not??? I’ll tell you about a co-worker of mine who I will call “Dumb Ass.” He’s several years younger than me and just as short, yet was actually able to get a long-time girlfriend, which is rare that any guy under 6’2” even gets dates nowadays. However, like all women, she started to go after the taller bad boys and dumped Dumb Ass’s ass, but not before banging a bunch of redneck scumbags in Pasco County (major redneck hotbed on the Gulf Coast). Dumb Ass thought that maybe he got her knocked up in a drunken sex session just before the slut dumped him and while she was fucking the tall bad boys, but he couldn’t be for sure. The bimbo had a miscarriage, which is very rare that sluts have miscarriages around here as they always squirt out their terrible babies. Well, Dumb Ass decided that he needed to call off work (when he was in dire need of being there) so he could zip off all the way to Pasco County and “console” his cheating, lying, whore ex-girlfriend all night, just because it might—MIGHT—have been his baby. Might! This is one of those trailer trash instances where Maury would have to be called in to do a paternity test just to see who the dad was. Yet Dumb Ass called in sick for work to go be by the side of a typical local whore and get nothing in return. Now that is major simpage!! I honestly don’t think there is any intervention that can take place with Dumb Ass or guys like him. And there seem to be many, many guys like him nowadays.

This comes to the part that you knew was coming if you read >Captain Sav-a-Ho to the Rescue.

Guys, seriously. Don’t be like that!! DON’T! You owe these whores nothing. They will do nothing for you but rob you blind. To lower yourself to their level, to simp and beg and pine and grovel for half-way decent pussy (if even that), isn’t worth degrading yourself like that. And what degradation that is! No female in North America is worth giving them your hard-earned money, your home, your car, your time, your undivided attention, especially not these bimbos with baggage. Too many losers are doing this and they soon end up having their entire livelihoods squandered on whores who use and abuse them. These females are just looking for somebody to take care of them and their kids, if they have them (and most do). They are incapable of love, incapable of fidelity, incapable of empathy, incapable of making right choices in their lives. The only things simps can say is, “Well, at least I can say I have a girlfiend/wife. I get some sex sometimes,” That’s all. Just to say they have somebody. Just to get a little bit of pussy, which soon ends once the woman starts fucking the bad boys while you’re working your ass off for her and her demon offspring. Just to tell people that you’re in a relationship. That’s all. Wow. Is it worth it? Take it from my personal experience; I used to simp a bit here and there years ago, and didn’t get much in return, and what I got wasn’t worth the simping at all. There are far too many simps out there who are doing all of this. We don’t need any more simps, guys!! MGTOW!

Captain Save-a-Ho to the Rescue!

Have no fear, Captain Save-a-Ho is here! Nope. Not a chance. So what’s a “Save-a-Ho?”, you may be asking? You may not be asking, but I’ll tell you anyway. Well, it’s even worse than a White Knight. “And what’s a White Knight?”, you also might ask? Did you ask? No? I’ll tell you anyway. A White Knight is a dude who takes it upon himself to “protect a woman’s honor.” Now that in itself is hilarious and I have literally LOL’d when I’ve heard guys say this. What honor? They threw any honor, civility, and dignity out the window several years ago and are getting worse by the week. Regardless, these guys think that if they pretend that women are sweet, innocent victims of the big, bad male gender, then maybe—just maybe maybe maybe—said women will one day suddenly announce, “Gasp! You really care for me! I want a man who will protect my sacred honor! Let’s fuck for days on end!” The number of North American women who have actually said this to White Knights: ZERO.

But these men…er…boys…keep acting like feminist, pussy-whipped eunuchs, replying to critiques on women with “How dare you say anything bad about these poor, sweet ladies!” They join vile third-wave feminist websites (like Jezebel and SluttyGirlProblems) and Facebook groups, they Tweet out the latest anti-male garbage that comes down the pike, and they kiss the asses of all the women they know, groveling and flattering and catering to the every whims of the female gender, all for naught.

Captain Save-a-Ho guys are even worse. They are White Knights in word and deed, but they go one step further, one major step further. They provide financial assistance to women who have “hit the Wall” in their life, often shacking up or marrying these gals. These women have squandered their entire teen (often even pre-teen) and young adult years partying and sleeping around with the “bad boys,” have had kids with them (often numerous kids from numerous scumbags), and are working on their first, second, or even third divorces. Yet the alimony still isn’t enough, and these Post-Wall skanks are now broke, used-up, stretched-out, their kids are a mess, and they’re back yet again living with their worthless parents. It’s always ironic how all women poke fun mercilessly at men in their 20s or 30s who may live with a parent or other family member, yet all these females go back to their parent’s house with their kids over and over again while they’re between marriages or relationships. Hypocrites, much?

Captain Save-a-Ho has often been “orbiting” one woman or even more than one, waiting and waiting and waiting for them to come out of yet another failed relationship with the tall bad boys. The Orbiter spends a lot of time being the personal White Knight of these females, hoping that he can be next in the long line of successors to their vaginas. Finally, the time comes, and our fearless superhero springs into action, providing a sounding board for the emotional, crying, “I’m soooo lonely because I’ve gone a whole two days without a boyfriend/husband!” woman and, PRESTO! After assuring her that she and her kids will be provided for hand and foot, Captain Sav-a-Ho actually gets the girl…like dozens upon dozens of other men before him. So he gives her money, clothes, jewelry, handbags, a place to live for both she and her bratty, out of control kids…all for some barely half-way decent sex every now and then, if even that.

Say, who’s that with the used-up bitch? It’s a chump! It’s a sucker! It’s Captain Sav-a-Ho!

Why any self-respecting man would be a pussy beggar and begin relationships with these women is far beyond my level of comprehension. I can’t understand how any guy would want to marry needy women with kids; it goes against every fiber and sinew of manliness to want to get himself into such a dire situation. Why spend loads of your money on a whore who just wants you to take care of her and her children? Remember that the overwhelming majority of kids raised by young single women turn out bad, really bad. Those kids will be your responsibility when the boys commit crimes and do drugs, and when the girls get knocked up in high school to some scumbag, proudly following in her mom’s footsteps. You’ll be spending even more money to bail them out, either from jail or from their immoral sexual choices. Your wife sure won’t be! She’ll be secretly banging the lowlife dudes just like she specifically raised her daughter to do, and you’ll be left dealing with the incredible, nightmarish mess created by her and her demon offspring. And in a while, the needy, helpless woman that you scooped up into your arms and carried over the threshold will become “unhaaaaapy” and want a divorce as her pre-Menopause hormones go into overdrive. Although her hellion kids will thankfully be gone, so will she, and a great deal of your money with alimony.

Happens. Every. Single. Time.

Is it worth it, men? Is the utter misery, pain and financial burdens worth it? All of this just to say that you have an American wife? All of this just to get very mediocre sex from a stretched-out, used-up twat every now and then? Men, please, please think twice before you decide to orbit some bitch and play the good guy who will give her all her wants and needs (and her kid’s). It’s not worth it, not by a long shot. Don’t be a Captain Sav-a-Ho!